The Chosen One® - Hanukkah Expansion Pack

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  • Our writers fought so much over the spelling of  “ The Festival of Lights” that we had to get the lawyers involved.
  • Help us pay our legal fees by purchasing a pack for yourself, a pack for your family, and eight packs for your friends for each night of (C)hanuk(k)ah.
  • We promise to be the best holiday gift that isn’t another pair of socks.
  • Ahh, the Festival of Lights. A time to stink up your house with the smell of fried oil and plaster on a fake smile for the gift of yet another pair of socks while all your gentile friends open video games.
  • This year, crack open the gift of hilarious memories of Hanukkah’s past, present, and future (emphasis on present).
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